Saturday, September 7, 2013

The blog without a blogger ...

So, I'm sorry, I didn't have the chance to update the blog .... I was just too busy, or the web or wifi connections were slower than my Grade 9's doing homework. Too bad ....

What I'll do instead is repost some of my emails, ... too many things happened, too many deep thoughts were thunk, I'm not going to reexamine my brain with all the day to day things over 62 days .... sleep would be much better.
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July 1st ... Canada Day

Hi Everyone,

Long story short, I'm in Jerusalem. Arrived at 3am July 1st ... got some sleep.  About to go on a free city tour of the Old City, followed by a tour of the Mount of Olives.

It hasn't sunk in just quite yet, but it will in a few hours.

Gotta go.

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July 5th ... Amman, Jordan

First week has been utterly amazing, between Jerusalem, Bethlehem, Galilee, the Dead Sea area on the Israeli side, and now Amman, Jordan.

Too many places packed into one week, no time to really write something useful. Sorry ...

I'm in Amman right now, amazing place, I'm glad I came here for two days before our group heads down to Kurak and Petra tomorrow. That too should be pure brilliant.

Our group meeting is in an hour .... spent the day with an older NZ couple and an Aussie girl in our group touring around Jerash (amazing ruins) and Aljoun (old castle from Crusader days). Good way to kill the day.

It's hot, but very dry. The old bones agree with the dry over humidity. Feel very, very good.

Gotta go ... don't be surprised if you don't hear from me for a while.

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July 12th -- Red Sea Riviera ...

Just me ... in Dahab, Egypt.

All is good. Having a lovely time in the Sinai Peninsula, away from all the crap. Amazing diving/snorkeling spot at a place called the Blue Hole.

Tomorrow, we get a special flight into Cairo to avoid the 10 hour bus-convoy to Cairo. We will have the chance to see the Pyramids if all goes as planned.

I'm betting most things will settle down, especially during the Holy Month of Ramadan, where everyone fasts from sunrise to sunset. The Intrepid Trip is cancelled, but between another older couple from NZ, and our tour guide, we will most likely stick around, roam around to obvious places, and stay away from downtown Cairo and Alexandria as long as possible. We will be staying at the airport hotel, the pyramids are close by, away from downtown, and then I will take it from there.  The south of the country should be fine, Luxor, Aswan, etc, but you never know.

I will be safe, I promise you that. If we are not, we will be out of here asap.  But my tour guide is an amazing guy. I trust his connections and knowledge of the place. He's out of a job for a few months with Intrepid now, so he's more than willing to help us out. But a group of 4 or more will be needed to make things viable. So far there's three of us ...

One day at a time, one day at a time ..... I'll worry about things come the morning of July 14th ...

Gotta go, time for dinner. My guide is allowed to stop fasting at around 6:45pm ... in about twenty minutes.

Bye for now .... everything so far is great, (Really !!!!)  but no time to do a blog .....
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July 18th  -- Luxor, Egypt

 An entire day and night going down the Nile on a Felucca. Wow ... jumping into the Nile to cool down, then having dinner on the boat, then sleeping under the stars will be something I'll always remember. Ran around Karnak Temple today after arriving, then onto the Valley of the Kings tomorrow, and that will be it for Egypt. By the time Sunday rolls around, I'll be in Zurich, Munich, or maybe Prague. The rest of the tour will have to wait for some other day. It would be too impractical to do now. Train into Cairo Saturday morning, then probably will soon be at the airport. Europe for 10 days I think .... bye for now.

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July 20th ... TaaaaDaaaa!!!!!

The winner of today's contest of "where will I end up tonight???" goes to the stunning, gorgeous, Bavarian town of Wurzburg.

Took the overnight train yesterday into Cairo, straight to the airport, booked a flight Frankfurt (delayed two hours due to "military exercises" (yeah right) ) but my friends were in Berlin. Soooooooo  ... train to Wurzburg, get here by 7pm. Only problem is, everything is pretty much booked out. So ... a very lovely guy at a hotel looks on the web and finds a Best Western for merely 109 Euros ... it's ok though. Running around this gorgeous place is better than watching the Canucks lose a playoff game in person (ouch, I know). It feels so beautiful to relax in an European town at night with a gentle breeze and nobody, I repeat, nobody bothers you. That is worth about 80 Euros in itself.  Gee ... that's funny, twenty years ago, my daily budget used to be $60 maximum. That's the difference in twenty years, plus the small detail of having a job.  And yes, I am safe ... and able to have a shower for the first time in a long time.  :o)

Off to Rothenburg tomorrow ... Then to Munich and Prague. My friends in Frankfurt were in Berlin visiting grandparents, like I thought they might.
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July 24th Munich .... 

One great day/night in Wurzburg, two great days in Rothenburg, and I got everything accomplished in Munich in one day.  Everything is good.

Quick run over to Salzburg, before training north to the Czech Republic ..... it is warm, but not Egypt warm, if you know what I mean.

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July 27 - Prague ... 

All is beautiful, but very, very warm. Cesky Budejovice and Cesky Krumlov were nice too, esp. Krumlov ... just as beautiful as it was in 2001.

If I type more, it will get too repetitive ... bye for now .... another day to walk around for nine hours ... tomorrow, off to Dresden, working my way back to Hanover and Frankfurt. Gotta go ....

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August 1st -- Nairobi, Kenya.

It was crazy day yesterday but I made it here in one piece.  The flight from Frankfurt to Cairo was no problem, but the flight down to Nairobi was extremely chaotic. Egypt Air changed the gate 30 minutes before leaving and never bothered to tell anyone. So we all get to gate H4, and all the security people are all picking their noses doing nothing. Then the passengers needed pretty much an hour to figure out where their seats were on the plane, and where to put their luggage, then the seats were extremely cramped. It was the longest five hours in a long, long time, but we finally arrived at 5am .... we should have arrived by 3am .... but I digress.

The funniest part is that Nairobi Airport is getting a brand new terminal right beside the old one. So we arrive, and all the duty free shops are all destroyed like in a riot or something had just finished. Glass is just everywhere ... and all duty free booze is just sitting on the ground, not being guarded. And the airport bosses have all these random ordinary people carrying all the alcohol from the old terminal to the new one by hand at 5 am, like there is no problem. Guys in heavy winter coats and baseball caps looking like they are calmly looting the terminal was something I will never forget. Weird but true ... you can't make this stuff up I am afraid.

So anyway, I am just relaxing and catching up on sleep. I might head to a giraffe sanctuary tomorrow, then the tour starts on Saturday.  Then it will camping for 16 days in Kenya, Uganda, and Rwanda. The driver told me yesterday the gorillas are better in Rwanda than in Uganda, but knowing my luck, they will all be on vacation in Uganda to visit relatives .... but you never know.

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Day 39 - Kampala

The connection is slow, so I'll make this quick. We been rained on a lot since the trip started, but it hasn't ruined anything of big circumstance. Animals have been pretty good on the first game drive, we saw just one lion in Lake Nakuru Park, but she ran away from us up a hill. We entered Uganada today, and the roads were WAY better than I thought, actually better than the ones we were on in Kenya for the most part. Kinda weird, Uganda is relatively small, but yet has an equal population to Canada ... go figure. The campsite we have tonight
is good, last night I was a wise wimp and stayed in the comfy dorms in Eldoret, Kenya since it was just downpouring on us.  We leave for Kibale National Park tomorrow to see the chimps, I just hope it stays
dry.

Wish us luck ... the drive today was long, tomorrow's is shorter, and watching the day go by along the streets of Uganda is very colourful and interesting. Slightly different to all the other places between Nairobi and Joburg ... all is very, very, very green.

Gotta go ....

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Day 43 -- Queen National Park, onto Lake Bunyonyi (spelled wrong, I think)

Wow ... We had gorgeous campsite at Kibale National Park, sitting on top of a tea plantation. Our morning group had an amazing chimp tracking day, and an amazing massive chimp sat in front of us, for about 30 minutes .... it took awhile but the photos came out amazing. Thank God ... that's all I will say about that. The boat cruise on Lake Edward and Lake George at Q.E. Park was very special too, if you like hippos, eagles, crocs, and elephants. No lions .... or leopards, but no surprise there.

Onto Lake Buyonyi tonight, and into Rwanda tomorrow, to see the gorillas. If our luck maintains true to form, we should be in for something special. The drive today was along a construction site 8 hours long, but you get used to it.  No problem ...

Gotta go ...



Day 44 - Into Rwanda, stop over in Kigali, and now in Ruhengeri, near the Volcanoes National Park.

Well, we made it.

Lake Bunyonyi, in Uganda was so beautiful (I spelled it right this time), the lake was way up high on a mountain top. Swimming in the cold lake was so magnificent, much better than a shower. Quick to bed, I wish we could have stayed a day to relax. Too bad.

So, it was another long day, we were up at 5:30am, to pack up, and gone by 7am. I hate packing and put down your tent in the dark .... especially when the canvas tent is full of dew

We reached the Rwandan border by 8 am, and it took about an hour and a half. Just standing around waiting for nothing by a small stamp in the passport, and handing over $30 US to boot.

We got into Kigali by 11:00am, and visited the Genocide Museum, not the most cheery of places, but it was very good to revisit the tragedy that makes this country hopeful.  Most of the story was a blur back at university, so many things happened so quickly in April 1994, so it was good to get the full backstory that goes way back to the Belgians. If the European powers hadn't artificially labeled the Hutus and Tutsis in the first place, no one would have been targeted in the first place.

The country is full of mountains and hills, so it made a very dramatic drive up and down the countryside over and over.  Almost looks like north of Chang Mai in Thailand, but the hills are way higher. The amazing thing was the fields of crops go literally all the way up to the top of each hill, which looked amazing. We arrived at our Missionary hostel by 4pm, and the shower was very well worth it. We will explore the town of Ruhengeri eventually, it's hoping with fire and brimstone on a Sunday. Needless to say, Rwanda is very Catholic
...

We find out tonight who goes looking for the gorillas tomorrow, and then the next day. Only half go at once. Curious how long it will take to find them. Sometimes it takes an hour or so, other times, a bit longer.  Hope it doesn't take too short of a time, or else there will be nothing to do the rest of the day. The hour with the beasts
better be as slow as it was with the chimpanzees.

Nothing else earth shattering to say .... talk to you later.


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Day 46 - Ruhengeri, Rwanda.

There are some moments you'll always remember, hopefully when you're an old man in the nursing home drooling on your best dress shirt. Yesterday will be one of them. We were to be on the "moderate" walk to the gorillas, since all the fancy schmancy high-end companies get the best options, however, our walk was easily impossible to beat. We were to walk 4 hours round trip in total (first through farmer's fields until you get to the edge of the mountain forest).  But, and this is a big but, I can not lie, it took 3.5 hours just to find them in the first place. Then we had an amazing hour with a family of 14, seeing 9 of them. Better than TV. Simply breathtaking.

The silverback male (around 25 years old) was massive,along a mother with a baby, and three younger gorillas play fighting and rolling around the brush. Watching them eat, play, and roam around was just ..... wow. We got back and in the end, it took almost 8 hours. The pictures came out superb ... better than I thought possible. Lots of very amazing close ups and non close-ups.

Had a good long sleep in today, pancakes for breakfast at the Catholic Mission we are staying at, then had a five hour walk around the markets, town, and other special stops around Ruhengeri.  Visited a women's project that makes bags, and clothing, and also a traditional herb/plant doctor. Very interesting, and I'll leave it at that ... tomorrow, back to Uganda, long day on the truck, and we arrive at Lake Mburo. Walking safari in the morning on the 15th .... hope the roads aren't too bumpy. Fingers crossed once again. Gotta go ....

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Day 52 - Back in Nairobi, Kenya
Long time no talk, just the long way back from Rwanda back to Nairobi.
Long days in the truck, but we survived. The drive back into Uganda from Ruhengeri was superb, being way up on the mountains looking down into the valley is something I will always remember. By 5:30pm, we arrived at our camp at Mburo, and the entire place was infested by millions of tiny little flies that look like mosquitoes, plus the mosquitoes too.  The bathrooms/showers were just covered in them, so luckily we had just one quick night there.  The safari walk was good-ish, but we got there late, so it was cut by 45 minutes. Lots of zebras and warthogs around, and the odd buffalo.
The next day we set off to Jinja, ... but first we had another stop along the equator for lunch. Cute little landmarks on either side of the highway, which was better then the other crossing we had visited.
Jinja is known for two things, the source of the Nile, and water sports. So a group of 8 of us went whitewater rafting. Awesome, just awesome, although flipping over once was admittedly very, very freaky. Most of the 8 rapids over the 7 hours were grade 4 or 5, and we had to walk around a grade 6 since they aren't commercially allowed. We got great pics of the experience, since all 8 of us divided the costs up. $100 is a complete ripoff, but if anyone chips in, $12.50 is sort of worth it.
Two days driving back, and I'm waiting for tomorrow to head over to the Masai Mara. We didn't see many cats (lions, cheetahs, leopards) so I'm hoping to finally luck out. Hopefully 4 days will be enough to see all the elusive animals, but nothing is guaranteed of course.  Had a good 12 hour sleep last night, so the body is back to decent. Even cleaned my hiking boots and socks, amazing what gets you excited when you're on the road.
Got a new battery just now for my watch, so it works again !!  Just have to keep the plastic strap in one piece, the tape I have is holding together about 3 broken pieces. I tried to buy a Kenyan rugby shirt today, but alas, a 4XL still wasn't big enough .... oh the differences between stores in different places. I can honestly say I haven't gained any weight on the road.
Leaving on the 25th, and will try to fly home to Toronto on August 27th ... like to see the Jarmans and catch a Jays ballgame, but we will see. Gotta get there first. Still don't know if the Nairobi airport is 100% back to normal, but I think it's close.
I still have 5000+ pics left on my memory cards, so I'll be ready ..... over 10,000 easily. But I should delete a few more tonight while trying to kill time.

I'll stop here ... talk to you in 5 days or so. Still safe ....
Dean  :o)

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Day 56 - Back in the big smoke, Nairobi.

Four days later, and the editing now begins.

Amazing, we were very lucky all the way around. The only thing we missed was seeing a rhino, and we were THIS close to seeing the crossing of thousands of wildebeests crossing the Mara River. But they just wouldn't go. Just as well, the hippos and crocs were in the way, so there was no clear path before someone
was going to eat eaten first.


But we saw 2 leopards right away on Wed. morning, and lots of large prides of lions. All the little lion cubs were sooooo adorable. Then we really lucked out and saw our cheetah, sitting on top on a small hill, as he looked out to higher ground, where the impalas were hanging out. So, the final score after four days is as follows:

Lions 35
Cheetahs 1
Leopards 2
Giraffes 15
Hyenas 1
Mongooses 20
Elephants 45
Wildbeest 5,000,000 ( I counted every one)
Zebras 30,000 (a very respectable second place finish)
Vultures 120
Dead Wildebeest and Zebra carcasses 2000 (not a strong third place finish, should have been dead last, but I degress)

The place we stayed at was superb for the price, good food, great funny staff, a very strong tent on a concrete foundation with a shower and bathroom inside, and best of all, we only had 2 others in the 4 wheel drive mini-van. Lots of room to stand up in when the roof opened up, and lots of elbow room to take pictures. We had a wonderful guide named Tom, who tried to save us from the Kenyan massage as much as possible (ie. bumpy roads)

So, leaving late tomorrow night, not sure how to kill the last day ... not really in the mood to go shopping ... we will see.

Talk to you eventually, maybe from home in 6 days .....


Sunday, June 23, 2013

Yeah, a few things have happened over there .... I hope it's not a blast ...

So here we go again ...

This opening blah blah blah can go so many different ways. Where do I even begin ??

Jerusalem, Nazareth, Bethlehem, Amman, Petra, Sinai, wandering Bedouins in a desert, the Red Sea and the Nile Delta, Luxor, the Valley of the Kings, Abu Simbel, the list goes on.  A few things have happened there since 3000 B.C. and it's merely the cradle of numerous civilizations, too many to list.  How does this compare with my own backyard?

The First Nations stumble upon George Vancouver in the 1790's, the CPR arrives in the 1880's, the headtax, the Komagata Maru, The British Empire Games and the Miracle Mile of 1954, a few funny elections here and there, Expo 86, the 2010 Winter Olympic Games, two Stanley Cup riots, the UBC engineers placing VW bugs under the Lion's Gate Bridge few times, and the living legacy of Gastown and Chinatown ... sounds pretty even to me.

That's probably a good thing though ... what other region of the world can say there's been constant conflict with irreconcilable differences for say, oh .... about 5000 years? Oh yeah, and most (not all thank goodness) of the surrounding countries want another country completely wiped off the map?  Sounds relaxing to me, where do I sign up !!

I don't care anymore ... I'm not waiting anymore. I'm heading over there and I'm not going to wait until I'm older than Noah or Father Abraham.  People say to me "oh it's not safe, why are you going over there?" ... I say too bad. But please don't worry. Just as long as the Syrian civil war does not spill over the Israeli borders from July 1st to 5th, then I'll be perfectly fine.  There will be a bunch of gangsters around Vancouver trying to kill each other off in broad daylight anyways, scaring the crap out of innocent bystanders, so what's the difference?? Jordan? It's stable, nothing stupid happens there, a non issue .... Egypt ??, Ok maybe not as much, but anyone coming back from Egypt on a group tour says it's perfectly safe and not a problem. Any problem areas will be far away from where our group we will be, so even if something DOES happen, how is that different to violent crime here??  My assumption here is that if everyone thinks it's not safe, then no one heads over, and the few tourists who DO go over don't have to fight all the crowds.  Many of the locals rely on tourists, so hopefully the people will bend over backwards to make it a pleasure for the people who ignore the inaccurate perceptions. My hope is that I can take pictures of just the pyramids at El Giza, and not the 100,000 people in front of them. Same for the Sphinx, .... and the Valley of the Kings. Hopefully you get the drift ....

It's just the heat .... the searing 40 Degree (C) heat. That's the only thing I'm really worried about. It has been awhile since I've been in the dry climate. My naive hope is that the dry desert will be better on the old bones than the ridiculous humidity of SE Asia .... just shade and water, those will be my two best friends from July 1st to July 30th.

The second half of my buggering off exercise will be a much cooler world apart, although I'll still be on the same African continent. I will be back on the Safari trail to say hello to all the animals. I'll hop onto another plane to fly into Nairobi to go west to the one place I've been thinking about for a long time: Uganda. An odyssey to see the chimpanzees, gorillas, and other primates, not to mention another chance to see the Big Five here and there. But upon further review, we won't see the Ugandan Silverback gorillas. Instead, we will get bonus passport coverage, and cross the border into Rwanda and see the Gorillas in the Parc National des Volcans. Not only will we have to hike/trek hours to see them, but we actually have to pay too!! It used to be just (yeah, right, just) $500/day for the permit, but now they've bumped the cost to $750 for only 64 lucky scattered people each day.... the silver lining being all that money goes back to the gorillas to save their numbers. Apparently, the cash has been working, and their numbers have increased by some 40% in the last 25 years, up to 880-900 in Uganda/Rwanda/and the Demo. Republic of Congo. People claim it will be the fastest hour when you finally get to see them in their natural habitat. I hope I can get decent pictures PLUS have a chance to enjoy them with my camera firmly put away in my bag. Fingers crossed.

As an added bonus, I have the chance to brush up on my really, really crappy french. Whoo hoo !!  I just wonder if the gorillas will understand my accent ... or will they only respond to refined Parisians !!!  I'll have to ask them in my most polite manner.

On a much more serious note, just being in Rwanda will be a bit mind numbing, even before we visit our furry friends.  To think that just 15-20 years ago a genocide occurred with powerless CDN peacekeepers in the middle, it makes you wonder just how the human condition can be so cruel and indiscriminant. Death by machete and machine gun; mostly hand to hand slaughter, in cold blood. I am very eager to see how the country can turn the page and go on with life, living side by side again in Kigali, with visible scars here and there. It will be another bizarre remind that I'm one lucky guy, never having to worry about such horrors as a kid growing up in Richmond. What did we worry about ?? Were Honey Nut Cheerios on sale ?, Were our basketball shoes comfortable enough ?? Did the Phillies win the World Sereis ?? Did the Stanley Cup stay in Canada, even if we hated the Habs, the Oilers, and the Flames??  First World problems indeed ...

After the big trek in the jungle, we will cross the border back into Uganda and then slowly bump along the road back to Nairobi. But there will be nothing to be gloom about, we get to visit the source of the Nile, cross the road where it shows we've just crossed the equator, and see the Big Five again. Amazing how imaginary lines on the earth can seem equally fulfilling to seeing elephants, giraffes and the big cats. :o)

Since I first went to Kenya, I always felt bad that I skipped the Masai Mara National Park, and only saw the Tanzanian/Serengeti side of things.  But now I will finally put that piece of the puzzle in.  If things go really well, I'll be the region when the mass migration occurs with the wildebeest and the zerbras crossing the Mara River. That will be August 20th to 23th .... please please please be there wildebeest ... or else I'll put a mathematical hex on you all.

The major snag of this silly trip will be this .... , I don't think I'll be able to update you very often. Deserts and jungles don't usually have internet cafes, but I've been wrong before.

Instead ... I might have to write it all down on paper first, as long as the overland highways aren't too bumpy (fat chance) and I can physically write thing legibly.  They don't call it a Uganda massage for nothing ... rumour has it the only thing in the region that always works well are the speedbumps. True story bro!


So, I suppose my 15,000+ pictures will have to tell the story instead. God bless the delete button ... and I'm not lion when I say that.  Here are the maps ... and just a few landmarks and friends we will meet along the way.  Tax deductible donations are still available ... in exchange you can help me edit and catalog maybe 900 pictures of my one hour of gazing at my relatives ... I mean the gorillas. Sorry Mom, sorry Dad.